Please, Don't Call Me Sweet!!!!....

I can't ever remember when I was younger looking at an older couple and thinking, much less saying to their face that they are "sweet"...Saying this, I wonder if anything can raise my ire as much as this statement that I have just spoken...In the first place, I equate this statement with the old couple in a movie that I just love..."Dirty Dancing"...This was the small Jewish couple that were stealing purses...I don't remember if anyone said that they were sweet or not, but I thought they were both weird looking and acting...I guess in my book that they don't deserve a description...They were just there....Yet, I have heard this statement made to and about us and if anything can and will PMO, it is this......

We do not look like an over the hill gang couple...My husband is neat and I think I definitely would be considered young looking for my age...I wonder what in the hell "sweet" means?...Could it be that nothing but cute things come out of my mouth?...Here I could set them on their asses....Could it mean that those poor souls have gone through all the good times in life and they still act "sweet" together?....Here they may mean the sweetness of planning a hot fu*k session tomorrow afternoon as I have been up to my ears with things today....Or is this some new name that is given to anyone over a certain age that may seem old?....

If I am "sweet" now, why wasn't I when I was 35 years old?....My husband thought I was pretty sugary already then....OK, let's put me up to 55 years old....Here is when I really started sucking him off great and the tiger within me started to grow...Yet, "sweet" was not uttered to me at this age in life....I must have still had some growing to do...Hark, soon I was to be growing into the "sweet" years....This wonderful time in life when the assholes decide to lay this new name on me....I wonder what I have to do to take this honor away?...Smear myself with an onion, so that I am not "sweet"....Wear some garlic cloves or just put a darn sign on my back that says that I am not "sweet"...I am hot and horny....

I swear that the next person or persons that call me this I am going to say that they are "sweet" too....You guys would never believe this......but this has truly gotten to me.....I will be alright when I cool off....This must be part of my Achilles Heel.....Take care, Caroline